Man talk, woman talk

All cocks and cunts
are basically the same,
he told her.
Size and age
don’t matter much,
it’s what you do
with what you’ve got
that counts.

All hearts and minds
are basically the same,
she told him.
Aches and breaks
don’t matter much,
it’s what you do
in spite of them
that counts.

And then they carried on
like nothing had been said.